Friday, March 17, 2006

hey look what i got

Magic Scroll

Name: Magic Scroll

Adopt one yourself! @Pets Orphanage

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

this MAY cause MILD fits in EPILEPTICS

Monday, March 06, 2006

Fun-stuff to do in an lift

I found this on the net.....don't ask how

Fun stuff to do in a lift

1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to the other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!!"

4.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

5.Start to Shave.

6.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

7.Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

8.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open; then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

9.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

10.One word: Flatulence!

11.On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

12.Do Tai Chi exercises.

13.When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back saying, "Ohhhh, not now, damn motion sickness!"

14.Meow occassionally.

15.Frown and mutter, "Gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say, "Ooops, too late."

16.Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

17.Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

18.Stare at another passenger for a while, then say, "You're one of THEM!!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

19.Leave a box between the doors.

20.Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

21.Start a sing-along.

22.Play the harmonica.

23.Start shadow boxing.

24.Say "Ding!" at each floor.

25.Lean against the button pannel.

26.Say, "I wonder what all these buttons do?" and push the red button.

27.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

28.Draw a little square on the floor with a chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

29.Bring a chair along.

30.Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

31.Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body!"

32.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

33.Wear "X-Ray Specs." and leer suggestively at the other passengers.

34.Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger."

35.Start eating a sandwich and offer to share it with the rest of the passengers.

36.Start hacking and coughing in a crowded elevator and say, "Damn this flu virus."

37.Let out a loud and robust fart and blame it on the passenger next to you.

38.Let out a silent fart and say, "Ok folks...everyone take a deep breath!"

39.Play with the alarm button durring your ride.

40.Pick up the emergency elevator phone and make heavy breathing sounds into it.

41.Act like you dropped your contact lens and tell everyone in the elevator not to move while you look for it.

42.Put your face really close to the elevator doors and chant "open, open, open" during your ride.

43.On a long elevator ride, let out a huge fart and say, "Darn it, I knew those biscuits wouldn't hold off my diarrhea."

44.Start a mexican wave.

45.Go through your backpack yelling, "Where's my pet rat?"

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Friday, March 03, 2006

.....I Promise that this is the LAST quiz!!!

Lemon Tea...
strong willed and a bit feisty in temper you stand
out from other people! Creative but dangerous
you have few friends and those that have been
accepted into your small group are special
and unique just like yourself. Once your mind
is made up that's it and no one can change
it. You can think clearly and figure out just
what to do in a tense situation which is a
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rules and regulations and are rebel by

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MY element is air. Stay away from people whos
element is water. u r angry alot and always
want things 2 go ur way. Or else!

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The theme tune that represents my life is"Ordinary People" by John Legend.

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Thursday, March 02, 2006

stop with the fucking musicals!!!

ok if anyone has any ideas about the mittel skittel song tell me so i can make a complete song

and this a good poem that i found

In the Garden of Eden,
As everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve,
Without any clothes.

In this garden,
Were two little leaves,
One covered Adam's,
One covered Eve's.

As the story goes on,
Nevertheless to say,
The wind came along,
And blew the leaves away.

At the sight,
Adam did stare,
there was Eve's treasure
All covered with hair.

And wonder came,
Under Eve's eyes,
As Adam's thing,
Started to rise.

They found a spot,
That suited them best,
A nice big tree,
Where they began to rest.

Her legs spread wider,
And wider apart,
While thrill after thrill,
Came into her heart.

The head of Adam's thing,
Peeked into the hole,
And filled her with passion,
Beyond her control.

His thing did slide,
And Eve's treasure,
Was all wet inside
The joy was good,
She wouldn't let loose,
Until Adam's thing,
Was all out of juice.

.........incredabally blasphemous, but funny as hell