Monday, March 06, 2006

Fun-stuff to do in an lift

I found this on the net.....don't ask how

Fun stuff to do in a lift

1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to the other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!!"

4.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

5.Start to Shave.

6.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

7.Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

8.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open; then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

9.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

10.One word: Flatulence!

11.On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

12.Do Tai Chi exercises.

13.When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back saying, "Ohhhh, not now, damn motion sickness!"

14.Meow occassionally.

15.Frown and mutter, "Gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say, "Ooops, too late."

16.Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

17.Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

18.Stare at another passenger for a while, then say, "You're one of THEM!!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

19.Leave a box between the doors.

20.Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

21.Start a sing-along.

22.Play the harmonica.

23.Start shadow boxing.

24.Say "Ding!" at each floor.

25.Lean against the button pannel.

26.Say, "I wonder what all these buttons do?" and push the red button.

27.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

28.Draw a little square on the floor with a chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

29.Bring a chair along.

30.Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

31.Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body!"

32.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

33.Wear "X-Ray Specs." and leer suggestively at the other passengers.

34.Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger."

35.Start eating a sandwich and offer to share it with the rest of the passengers.

36.Start hacking and coughing in a crowded elevator and say, "Damn this flu virus."

37.Let out a loud and robust fart and blame it on the passenger next to you.

38.Let out a silent fart and say, "Ok folks...everyone take a deep breath!"

39.Play with the alarm button durring your ride.

40.Pick up the emergency elevator phone and make heavy breathing sounds into it.

41.Act like you dropped your contact lens and tell everyone in the elevator not to move while you look for it.

42.Put your face really close to the elevator doors and chant "open, open, open" during your ride.

43.On a long elevator ride, let out a huge fart and say, "Darn it, I knew those biscuits wouldn't hold off my diarrhea."

44.Start a mexican wave.

45.Go through your backpack yelling, "Where's my pet rat?"

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